#kalsarikännit Spacex drinking game

Its time for yet another step forward in mars colonization.

I developed new drinking game for spacex launch.

Spacex drinking game: Falcon 9 +dragon

For this launch starting 17:01 at finnish time.

it goes something like this.

• Put two beers to freezer before lauch so beers chill superchool, under 0C degrees.. so oxygen...errr.... humidity from air will condense on container and freeze
• At ignition crack beer open and start drinking
• Spare some beer.. don't drink everything
• On stages separation crack next beer and drink it
• Then when booster is going to land, drink spared beer.
• It would be good idea to take small sip of booze when dragon2 does powered landing.  (not sure or does it only parashutes??)

Sounds fun :D  Expecially in finnish way..staying  at home alone (ok.. with dogs) wearing underpants.

Spacex drinking game: Falcon Heavy

On Falcon heavy it will be much funnier.

• 3d print beer three beer bottle holder  (I will deliver model before Falcon heavy launch)
• Put 4 beers to frezer..
• Install 3 beers to holder.. Idea is to drink simultaniously 3 beers.
• Play exactly like with Falcon 9... 3 beers for first stage, 1 beer for 2nd stage

Spacex: Interplanerary Transport System drinking game

On Mars colonial transporter it will be much...MUCH funnier.

CAUTION: You will get perkeleellinen humala from this. You have to be experienced alkoholic before trying this. So this is not for people like laestadians.

It requires two 1.5litre family sized (boosters) and two normal size koskenkorva vodka bottles...

• Freeze all kossus
• On launch open (family size) kossu and start drinking... drink..drink...until there are some spare.
• Drink some from smaller kossu, when transporter goes to parking orbit
• When booster lands... drink it empty, 
• Then open next (family size) and start drinking... drink.. Leave some spare
• drink this booster when it lands back
• Drink some from smaller koskenkorva until you have reached so called "rooftop levels of barns"... So now both smaller kossus are on parking orbit
• Then pour (re-fuel) rest of kossu to  mars transporter kossu... but not all. some are needed for tanker  Caution: you are going to be quite intoxicated... so pour carefully...
• Drink "tanker" kossu empty while its landing back
• Sip some kossu (keep your little finger in hook shape so it will be looking civilized), (not all just enough for getting good "impulse") from transporter kossu when it leaves from earth orbit...
• Close transporter kossu and put that freezer for...about 6 months or more
• Before arriving mars.. Warm up sauna as hot as it is possible.. (LOX on firewood will help)
• Take foam pillow and transporter kossu from freezer
• When transporter starts breaking from mars gas atmosphere, go to sauna, put pillow on kiuas (heat source of sauna) and sit on pillow..
• On landing stage drink all kossu
• Pillow will might melt a little and start smoking... hope that thermal "shield" insulation works...
• Leave sauna when transporter lands.

This level is where "rooftops are dry"